Welcome to the Dark Side
Greetings, mortals! I am Wcott the Siz, the evil opposite of Scott the Woz. Here, we celebrate the worst games, despise fun, and revel in glitches and bad game design. Prepare for an experience that will make you question everything you know about gaming!
Evil Games I Love
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Atari 2600)
- Superman 64
- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
- Sonic '06
- Madden 24 (Because it's not Madden 09)
Evil Quotes
- "Hey y'all, Wcott here! Let's make gaming terrible again!"
- "It's not a game unless everything goes horribly wrong."
- "I was trying to build a worse mousetrap, and the world proved to be starving for suffering."
- "Remember, it's always gex o'clock somewhere in hell."
Evil Off-Topic Nonsense
Did you know that in the evil universe, water flows upwards, cats bark, and dogs meow? Also, I've heard that if you play Madden 09 backwards, it summons a demon who forces you to play Madden 24 for eternity. Spooky!